Today my mother, future sister-in-law and I took a trip to Jackson.
After getting a ticket for going 85 in a 70, my mom spent the rest of the day trying to kill us.
It didn't help that she recently watched Jeff Dunham's Achmed the Dead Terrorist video on YouTube. Every time she nearly caused a MAJOR traffic accident, she would yell "Silence! I kill you!" in her best terrorist voice. If I had 50 bucks for each time she uttered that phrase today, I wouldn't be sitting here right now typing to my damn self. I'd be in Tahiti looking at fish through a glass floor and drinkin' $10 orange juice.
For those of you that haven't seen Achmed I give you this:
After getting a ticket for going 85 in a 70, my mom spent the rest of the day trying to kill us.
It didn't help that she recently watched Jeff Dunham's Achmed the Dead Terrorist video on YouTube. Every time she nearly caused a MAJOR traffic accident, she would yell "Silence! I kill you!" in her best terrorist voice. If I had 50 bucks for each time she uttered that phrase today, I wouldn't be sitting here right now typing to my damn self. I'd be in Tahiti looking at fish through a glass floor and drinkin' $10 orange juice.
For those of you that haven't seen Achmed I give you this:
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Funny - Silence, I kill you! - Mississippi girls are the best. I lived in Monroe, Louisiana, by Jackson, and although I don't talk about it as much as New Orleans there was still a few good times there. One of my college friends was from Jackson, she was so hot, anyway, she married an Arabic guy who reminds me of Akhmed... Silence, I kill you! Who knows how many times I will say that today? Hundreds probably... I teach school so it could be dangerous.
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