Whilst telling a story earlier in the day about kicking someone's behind, this lovely sentence came out of my mouth:
"Then I'll know whose foot to put my ass up."
It's been a crazy week...and it's only Tuesday.
Yesterday morning I took it upon myself to dump a gallon of tea in my lap. It stained my truck seat and I had to drive 20 miles feeling like a pants pisser.
Cup lids are shifty, evil bitches.
"Then I'll know whose foot to put my ass up."
It's been a crazy week...and it's only Tuesday.
Yesterday morning I took it upon myself to dump a gallon of tea in my lap. It stained my truck seat and I had to drive 20 miles feeling like a pants pisser.
Cup lids are shifty, evil bitches.
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