My friend Vicki just called and tried to convince me that they are going to start making coffee out of cat turds. "Can you believe that SHIT!?" She yelled. I tried to explain that they're not going to replace her Folger's Granny Blend with Folgers Kitty Excrement, but she wasn't listening. "YES THEY ARE! THEY SAID IT ON THE NEWS!!" She kept going on & on about how she was going to have to give up coffee because she didn't want to walk around smelling like a litter box. I'm assuming she's talking about Kopi Luwak . Vicki, however, is thinking they're going to replace her early morning ritual with a cat's after meal ritual & is completely freaking out. I started to explain it to her, but then it's much more hilarious to watch her drink out of her "Kiss My Grits" mug while holding her nose and trying not to heave.
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