Smoking is a habit I never picked up.
Cursing I do quite a bit of. Hair twirling...well, let's just say I have bald spots & short spriggly bits all over my head.
I even suck my tongue, but smoking I don't do. I used to smoke a cigar here and there, but only because I was trying to get the Mad Dog 20/20 taste out of my mouth .
Anyway, at 6:30 this morning I let my dog out, sat down on my front porch steps and thought
God, I need a cigarette.
It was as if I momentarily channeled my great aunt Irene. I even checked to make sure my teeth were still there and that I wasn't missing any toes. (long story)
I wonder what this means for me. I would rather have the habit of eating dog shit.
At least then I'd get a vitamin or two.
Cursing I do quite a bit of. Hair twirling...well, let's just say I have bald spots & short spriggly bits all over my head.
I even suck my tongue, but smoking I don't do. I used to smoke a cigar here and there, but only because I was trying to get the Mad Dog 20/20 taste out of my mouth .
Anyway, at 6:30 this morning I let my dog out, sat down on my front porch steps and thought
God, I need a cigarette.
It was as if I momentarily channeled my great aunt Irene. I even checked to make sure my teeth were still there and that I wasn't missing any toes. (long story)
I wonder what this means for me. I would rather have the habit of eating dog shit.
At least then I'd get a vitamin or two.
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