With Mom:
"How come you didn't get out of the house yesterday?"
"I have days where it is best if I don't hear, see or speak to anyone"
"What the hell kind of attitude is that"
"I call them my 'bi-polar days'"
"Bi-polar my ass."
"It's real easy to pass judgment there isn't it, Captain Zoloft"
With The Boyfriend:
"Are you wearing fake eyelashes?"
"Maybe."
"Take them off. You look like Phyllis Diller"
"...She was gorgeous, you bastard."
"How come you didn't get out of the house yesterday?"
"I have days where it is best if I don't hear, see or speak to anyone"
"What the hell kind of attitude is that"
"I call them my 'bi-polar days'"
"Bi-polar my ass."
"It's real easy to pass judgment there isn't it, Captain Zoloft"
With The Boyfriend:
"Are you wearing fake eyelashes?"
"Maybe."
"Take them off. You look like Phyllis Diller"
"...She was gorgeous, you bastard."
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