Couple of things:
I recently saw a 90 yr. old man wearing a Cartman t-shirt that said "Respect my authority."
His fly was unzipped.
My mother pissed in a discount hardware store....right behind the toilet display.
I WISH I was kidding. She just popped a squat and blamed it on a fluid pill.
Vicky calls camouflage "camel-flage".
Ni-ni calls Ibuprofen "Ivy-profen".
I'm still getting hate mail from my ex and I'm listening to the song "I Like Big Tits" by Joe Walsh.
I'm no lesbian, but he knew his shit.
Sadly that is all I have to report for now.
I recently saw a 90 yr. old man wearing a Cartman t-shirt that said "Respect my authority."
His fly was unzipped.
My mother pissed in a discount hardware store....right behind the toilet display.
I WISH I was kidding. She just popped a squat and blamed it on a fluid pill.
Vicky calls camouflage "camel-flage".
Ni-ni calls Ibuprofen "Ivy-profen".
I'm still getting hate mail from my ex and I'm listening to the song "I Like Big Tits" by Joe Walsh.
I'm no lesbian, but he knew his shit.
Sadly that is all I have to report for now.
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