Thursday, August 02, 2007

Monkey bleach.

I have red bugs on my hoo-hoo. Yesterday when we were at Uma's they took it upon themselves to attack my kooter region. My home girl Janie told me to pour a cup of bleach in my bath water, but I'm a little scared of that recommendation. I ain't into all that anal bleachin' stuff. Plus it might fry off my lady lips.
Anyway, I'm so tired right now I'm about to drop.
Since 10 this mornin' I've been working out in the flower garden. I've hauled God knows how many loads of dirt today. This nursery business is about to kill me.
After workin' all day, moms & me went down to Tudie's. Uma made us some fresh chicken salad.
It was the best stuff I'd ever put in my mouth. And I've had a lot of stuff in my mouth.
V & Ni's mama also gave me some fried apple pies for pickin' her beans & cucumbers awhile ago.
So if y'all will excuse me I'm about to go eat myself into a coma.
Later I might bleach my monkey.

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