My mother informed me tonight that when a gal gets older... her bladder can fall OUT of her twassy.
Excuse me, that is disgusting.
Yet anothing thing to look forward to with age.
I can see me bustin' up in the doctor's office asking him if he could possibly compile everything so I would just have one hole for things to fall out of.
Hey, its all one incision away from being a vending machine anyway.
In other news, moms & I almost hit two deer today.
After the breaks stopped squeeling and I uncovered my eyes she yelled
" I think I shitted me pants!"
Me too mom.
Me too.
Excuse me, that is disgusting.
Yet anothing thing to look forward to with age.
I can see me bustin' up in the doctor's office asking him if he could possibly compile everything so I would just have one hole for things to fall out of.
Hey, its all one incision away from being a vending machine anyway.
In other news, moms & I almost hit two deer today.
After the breaks stopped squeeling and I uncovered my eyes she yelled
" I think I shitted me pants!"
Me too mom.
Me too.
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