This boy I'm "talking to" is cuter than a bug toot in a wind sock.
We're supposed to be going out again tonight. Well, actually, I'm supposed to go to his house & he's going to cook for me. Is that too forward for a second date? I don't really care.
In all actuality I shouldn't be going anywhere. I had to get two shots in my hip day before yesterday and I'm all hopped up on a combo of nasal spray, antibiotics and some kind of crap called Ed-a-Hist.
I'm pretty drunk.
But sometimes drunk is good.
The last time I was drunk...I drank 4 bottles of Arbor Mist and watched Stuffin' Muffins 6.
Do you know there wasn't an oven or useful recipe in that movie anywhere?
We're supposed to be going out again tonight. Well, actually, I'm supposed to go to his house & he's going to cook for me. Is that too forward for a second date? I don't really care.
In all actuality I shouldn't be going anywhere. I had to get two shots in my hip day before yesterday and I'm all hopped up on a combo of nasal spray, antibiotics and some kind of crap called Ed-a-Hist.
I'm pretty drunk.
But sometimes drunk is good.
The last time I was drunk...I drank 4 bottles of Arbor Mist and watched Stuffin' Muffins 6.
Do you know there wasn't an oven or useful recipe in that movie anywhere?
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