Today is the birthday of my Edness. I should do something nice for her. I saw some enemas at a yard sale. You never know when those will come in handy. I hear coyote urine keeps coons away. A lady always needs a nice coon repelent. For my birthday this year she gave me a b.b. gun WITH a holster.
I guess I'm the last John Wayne in this town.
I guess I'm the last John Wayne in this town.

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